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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
What you doin,
eating chocacolate,
wher you get it,
my dogy dropped it,
whers your dogy,
behind the door,
whats he doin makin more.
[ Joke sent by C Money ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Religious Jokes
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.
However, the atheistís life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious manís job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was cheating on him and his kids wouldnít give him the time of the day.
So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbor, who doesnít even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"
And a great voice was heard from above:
"BECAUSE HE DOESNíT BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Yo mama is some stuped
she thout a prefum bodle was a soup bodle
[ Joke sent by Teona ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Little Johnny Jokes
A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Little Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and shit on the carpet"
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 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
who's there?
ach
ach who?
didnt know you had a cold
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 Funny Jokes From category Female Jokes
Woman Rights!
[ Joke sent by Eli Sullivan ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Your moma is so fat when she fart algore exuses her of globle warming
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Put-Downs
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly her reflection quit.
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
How do u drown a blond?
put a scratch&sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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 Funny Jokes From category Female Jokes
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
BOY: MIS! marunong ka bang magswiming,,,,
GIRL: bakit mukha ba akong swimmer?,,,,
BOY: hindi ah, mukha ka kasing
"pusit"...
BY: CLINT LAO
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 Funny Jokes From category Lawyer Jokes
Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mommas so stupid..
when someone said it was chilly outside she went out with a spoon
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
You say-do you like eat penuts?it means you like eat nuts
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 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
whos theres
spell
spell who
w-h-o
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
What is faster then a mexican stealing a tv?
His little brother stealing the VCR
[ Joke sent by Chase Gempeler ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
A leading stork with an old man in a beak. The old man: 'Come on, admit that we have lost!'
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
A blonde walks into an electronic store and ask if she can have the tv in the corner over there and the man says no so she goes out and buys a brown wig and walks into the store again and says can i have that tv in the corner over there and he says no so again she leaves in frustration and goes out and buys a red wig and say can I have that tv over there in the corner and he says no and as she is about to storm out of the store the guy says wait and she says what and he says you know why I wont let you have that thing over in the corner and the blonde says you mean the tv and she says why and he says because that is my employe lounge microwave
[ Joke sent by Blue Monkey ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in the water she created the sunami for 2012
[ Joke sent by Jaylon Ruffin ]
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