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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so fat that the army used her underwear as parechutes
[ Joke sent by Bob Jones ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Insults
Steven Archiebald: Hey, you GAY BOY.
BadASS: Who you callin gay boy you ass whipe?
Steven: Oh yeeah?
Badass: Yeeah you cock your so fat when you step on a scale it shows your phone number!
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
The anoying apple says wanna hear a joke peach and the peach says oh shit not again then the peach tells the apple just stop just stop then two secends later the apple says hey peach knife then the peach says huh? then the peach gets cut and when his on a plate the apple says ha ha the cut off your but!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Joke sent by Trevor ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Bar Jokes
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer.
The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him.
He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Insults
A women walks into the town mall with her two kids to do some Christmas shopping.Her little boy see's Santa Clause taking pictures with kids.Mommy, mommy! I want to take a picture with santa!Me too!,says the little girl.Okay.Let's go.When it's their turn,they come up to Santa.Ho Ho Ho,said Santa.The owner of the store hears him and imedietly comes towards Santa.YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!!!!But why,said Santa.Because i can't believe you just called that women a hoe 3 times in front of her kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ Joke sent by Mariana ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Religious Jokes
There 50 wemon in line for confession the priest asked everyone have you had contact with a thingy the first woman said i touched it so the priest said go dip your fingers in holy water the second lady said i held one so the priest said go soak your hand in holy water then there was a fight over somewhere in the line the priest said whats wrong then the lady fight ing said i njeed to drink it before that other lady dips her ass in it
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 Funny Jokes From category Golf Jokes
Why did tiger woods take 2 pairs of pants to the golf course
he thought he would get a hole in one
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
Short Doctor Jokes...
How is a hospital gown like insurance?
You're never covered as much as you think you are.
Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac.
Doctor: Don't worry. I think there's something you can take for that.
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever.
Doctors bury their mistakes.
When the hospital gives you one of those skimpy gowns, you know the end is in sight.
Pathologists know how to cut loose.
If an operation to remove the appendix is an appendectomy, what is the name of the procedure that transforms a woman into a man?
An add-a-dick-to-me.
What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A spreader of old wives' tails.
Why did the proctologist use two fingers?
In case the patient wanted a second opinion.
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Why are men so ass lazy
cuz they soo stupid they need prostitudes to do there work
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Q:What is a man with a half of a brain?
A: Gifted!
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Whats the largest form of s.t.d?
k.i.d
[ Joke sent by Mike ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
Q;You know that couple that's been through so much crap and still together? A;Your butt cheeks.
[ Joke sent by Jake ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
BOY:miss marunong gabang magswimming.
GIRL: (mataray) bakit mukha ba akong swimmer?..
BOY: hindi ah, mukha ka kasing "pusit"....
clint lao
[ Joke sent by Clint Lao ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
So a little girl is stuck in a house on fire and she calls 911 and the man says where are you and she says at my house and the man say I mean whats your address "stupid".
[ Joke sent by Tiara Rashay Washington ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
YO MOMMA so ugly she had to go trick'rtreat'n on da phone!!!!:D
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 Funny Jokes From category One Liner Jokes
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is comming.
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
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 Funny Jokes From category Religious Jokes
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
A blonde was going in to a store. as walked pass a sign it said no blond alowed. she quickly ran to the hospital and shit her pants:)
[ Joke sent by Afsas ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Q.why did the squirrel swim on his back.
A. he didn't want to get his nuts wet
[ Joke sent by Gay Gay Bob ]
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