FUNNY JOKES

Free Games   Funny Jokes  
Funny Avatars   New Pictures  
Home Add jokes Pearls New
jokes
Best
jokes
Stupid
jokes
Jokes
the most
Search
jokes
Jokes
senders
Links For the
webmasters
Contact
Free Games
Jokes categories
 Pearls
 Yo Momma Jokes
 Short Jokes
 Blonde Jokes
 Redneck Jokes
 Funny Insults
 Funny Jokes
 Scottish Jokes
 Italian Jokes
 Knock Knock Jokes
 One Liner Jokes
 Bar Jokes
 Fart Jokes
 Medical Jokes
 Religious Jokes
 Sport Jokes
 Computer Jokes
 School Jokes
 Police Jokes
 Lawyer Jokes
 Marriage Jokes
 Politic Jokes
 Female Jokes
 Food and Drink Jokes
 Men Jokes
 Funny Quotes
 Little Johnny Jokes
 Little Mary Jokes
 Yo Mama Jokes
 Animal Jokes
 Funny Put-Downs
 Funny Comebacks
 Funny SMS
 Irish Jokes
 Funny Lists
 Golf Jokes
 Viral Messages
 Jokes for kids / children
 Lawyers jokes
 Jokes about halloween
 Short jokes
 Jokeshop

Add to favorites!
Seteaza site-ul ca Home Page!

Creare site


Funny Jokes - The newest and best funny jokes

Best jokes

 Funny Jokes From category Police Jokes
A helicopter crashed in a cemetery. Police officers have recovered 300 victims.
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 6.67 (from 3 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet it said
abcdefg get your fat ass off of me
[ Joke sent by Lisa ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Your momma is sooo fat every time she farts she has the force
[ Joke sent by Rachel Z. ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stuipid she locked her keys in her motercycle
[ Joke sent by Lesley ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat that when she volentiers to clean the cages at the zoo people then walk by and say look at that hippopotamas
[ Joke sent by Grims ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Abcdefg get yo fat momma off of me
[ Joke sent by Jordan ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma iz so stuipd she sold her car for gas money
[ Joke sent by Danielle Navarro ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you!
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 6.2 (from 5 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9.67 (from 3 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Golf Jokes
Two men and a lady went golfing when one of the men hit the ball backwords and hit the lady on the head! the lady than said di u do that because im the odd one out there is two of you and one of me so she hit the ball than it hit the other man on the bum
[ Joke sent by Lolypop ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 5 (from 2 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Food and Drink Jokes
man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 7 (from 2 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Italian Jokes
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Your momma so syupid she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it
[ Joke sent by Paulina ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so ugly she looked in a mirror and said why why
[ Joke sent by Steel ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Police Jokes
They smell like CRAP
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
Psychiatric Hotline
We've all had the annoying experience of calling up a hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to hear all the choices the lucky touch-tone dialers receive. Well, think how frustrating that would be if you were calling the... PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
The telephone rings and an answering machine answers... "Welcome to the psychiatric hotline." If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid/delusional, we know who you are, what you want, just stay on the line so that we can trace your call.
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If your are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press... no one will answer any way.
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 2 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat that she took a spoon the the super bowl and said lets eat
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama sooo fat she made the letter fat jealous of her!
[ Joke sent by Unknown ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Funny Quotes
So ther is a kid and a girl runing through a corn field the boy stopes and sas can we do it so she sas yes they sit down and split the cookies
[ Joke sent by Nathaniel ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke
 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
What does a chinese man call a hispanic prostitute?
Ya-tao-sado
[ Joke sent by Pedro Alcaraz ]
E-mail to a friend
Yahoo Messenger Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
Joke mark: 9 (from 1 marks) - Give a mark for joke

New jokes Other jokes

The best jokes senders

LevelSendersJokes
1Bob12 Jokes
2Lolypop12 Jokes
3Mike10 Jokes
4Chris9 Jokes
5Steel9 Jokes

View full list of senders of jokes

Funny Jokes - 23 September 2014

Funny Jokes Blagues Scherzi Witze Bancuri Bancuri Jocuri
Atentie!

Atentie!
Terenuri

Meditatii
Meditatii informatica

Cursuri
Avatare
Universitatea Craiova
Sondaje
Terenuri
Jocuri
Bancuri
Cazare
Opera

Dictionar
Dictionar

Bacalaureat
Maxime
Dictionar roman-englez
Anunturi
Firme
Imobiliare
Statusuri
Poze
Agenda
Creare site

Bancuri
Dictionar
Asigurari

Free Games
Free Games

Spiele
Spill
Yeni Oyunlar
Games, Juegos

Funny Jokes
Blagues
Scherzi
Witze

New Pictures
Bilder

Creare site

© Funny Jokes

Dictionar   Meditatii   Creare site