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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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 Funny Jokes From category Computer Jokes
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote it down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold...
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
Patient: "Doctor I don't know if my wife has TB or VD"
Doctor says: "Chase her around the room, if she coughs fuck her"
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
Blonde jokes why are some blondes so dume they can't even remember they are even doing so that is why blondes are so dum and retarteade and they are ideatuse to
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
You are funny
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.
How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.
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 Funny Jokes From category Italian Jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Comebacks
Q: why are u so ugly.
A:cuz my mom did your dad that was a big OOPS
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that all of these jokes are gay
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
25 useless things in men's body:
- 20 Nails that can't hammer;
- 2 Nipples that can't produce milk;
- 2 Balls that can't bounce;
- 1 Bird that can't fly.
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 Funny Jokes From category Female Jokes
Q:what do you call a pantry full of lesbians
A:a licker cabnit
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so dumd she sold her car for gas money
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 Funny Jokes From category One Liner Jokes
What did the kamikaze instructor tell his students?
"Pay attention i'm only going to do this once"
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Ma turned and slapped pa. Pa said "what was that for?" Ma said "for forty years of bad sex". Pa said "oh" and continued rocking. Pa reached over and slapped Ma. Ma said "what was that for?" Pa said "for knowing the difference."
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mamma so nasty the last time she got ass is when her finger slipped through the toilet paper
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
There is a blonde a red head and a burnett they are all pregnate the burnett says I was on bottom so im having a girl the red head says i was on top so Im having a boy and the blonde was crying the ask whats wrong she says im having puppies
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
The girl goin to a party wat do the parent say
A:No man park in ur garge
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet it said
abcdefg get your fat ass off of me
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