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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Yo mama is so poor that she got robbed and they left her money
[ Joke sent by Steel ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Came back so I can pee on you
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Work vs. Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: you get three meals a day.
AT WORK: you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON: you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: you get your own toilet.
AT WORK: you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON: the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: they are called managers.
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 Funny Jokes From category Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if your girlfriend says shes game, and you shoot her.
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 Funny Jokes From category Food and Drink Jokes
Sir have you been drinking tonight.;yes,I drank pee.It taste good.I eat do do
[ Joke sent by Fart Robott ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so po she cant afford the last to letters of poor.
[ Joke sent by T V ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
BOY:miss marunong gabang magswimming.
GIRL: (mataray) bakit mukha ba akong swimmer?..
BOY: hindi ah, mukha ka kasing "pusit"....
clint lao
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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 Funny Jokes From category One Liner Jokes
What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Spelling...
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?
A: Herpes lasts forever.
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Quotes
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
How come amaricans can't drive to Mexico? There are two many people coming the other way.
[ Joke sent by Thevillian48 ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
One day a man came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Enraged, the husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend.
His wife said, "You know, if you go on like this, you’re going to lose ALL your friends!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama so ugly when she thew a boowarang it dint come back.
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
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 Funny Jokes From category Fart Jokes
If u are in a room with someone dont fart cause that is just nasty really nasty and i dont why im on on thiz web sit but dont fart in a room with someone if itz ur boyfriend or ur family or a friend cause its just nasty
[ Joke sent by Crystal Margera ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Viral Messages
There are three mexicons thay need three things the first guy walks up he brings water why do you have water he says when i get thrsty i can have somthing to drink the third guy brings a umbrella the guy goes why do you have a ubrella so i can have some shade the third guy brings a car door he goes why do you have a car door so when i get hot i can role down the wendow
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Your momma so ugly she sat on a tolite and it said abcdefg get ur fat ass of of me.your momma so fat the last time she saw these 1229 was on a scale.
[ Joke sent by Kris ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
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 Funny Jokes From category Short Jokes
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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