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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Police Jokes
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said 'did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a Safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you got there, Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.'
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Insults
If God made everyone in his image, then why are you so ugly?
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Yo mama so fat and dumb that when the teacher told her to write abc she wrote kfc
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama so hairy Big foot is taking her picture...
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mama so fat that she has boobies in the back
[ Joke sent by Taylor Jordan ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so black when i turned off the night i went wear yo mama
[ Joke sent by Maddi Pibb ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Your moma so fat she gots ta sneek up on a glass of water
[ Joke sent by Zobee Miller ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Short Jokes
Why dose a midget laugh when he runs?
becase the grass tickles his balls
[ Joke sent by Landon Trigg ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she dressed up as a robber to steal second base
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
[ Joke sent by Matthew Carr ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so poor she had to use a fork to save milk.
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Comebacks
She:did u break the mirror
he:no u looked in the mirror
[ Joke sent by Danielle Elizabeth Navarro ]
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma so fat that when she jumps up she gets stuck.....
yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl....
yo momma so fat that she has moons orbiting around her
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 Funny Jokes From category Marriage Jokes
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so skinny i got a hand full of rice threw it at her and still missed
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
What is a man
a lazy ass idiot sloth oops that would be offending sloths
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his fuckin' ass."
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Comebacks
Girl: can i date you
boy: only if i get to have a baby with you
girl: give it up you perv
[ Joke sent by Shawn Humphreys ]
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