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 Funny Jokes From category Fart Jokes
When my pop pops farts he must must be def and not be able to smell
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
"What does a blonde say after sex?"
"Thanks Guys."
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
Q: Why are men immune to mad cow disease?
A: Because they are pigs...
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
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 Funny Jokes From category Fart Jokes
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Ten minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push them back in!"
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid that when she was eating skittles she was sayin the alphabet
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo Mamma So Old...
...she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
...her birthday expired.
...when she was at school there was no history class!
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 Funny Jokes From category Men Jokes
"I would like to introduce you to my wife."
"Why?"
"Because she thinks that she married with the ugliest man in the world."
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 Funny Jokes From category Computer Jokes
Q: What are the 3 major disasters of the 20's century?
A: Hiroshima '45, Chernobyl '86, Windows '95.
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planet
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 Funny Jokes From category Funny Jokes
Q: What is the similarity between a toilet and fridge?
A: ???
Q: You don't know?
A: No!
Q: Well, I can imagine what's in your house!
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma so fat that when she walked into burger king she asked for the burger on the roof.
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 Funny Jokes From category Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
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 Funny Jokes From category Female Jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts.
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so poor when i saw her kickin a can down da street i said what u doin she said movin
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 Funny Jokes From category Yo Momma Jokes
Yo mamma calls me beeves cuz she gives me nothin but head
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 Funny Jokes From category Medical Jokes
A Short History of Medicine
I have an earache...
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
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 Funny Jokes From category Pearls
Pearls pearls i hate you
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 Funny Jokes From category Lawyer Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.
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 Funny Jokes From category Animal Jokes
Why did the chiken hop on one leg? Because he wanted a job at IHOP.
[ Joke sent by Mikayla Greenway ]
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