From category Sport Jokes
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were becoming very impatient with a slow group of golfers ahead of them. "What's with these guys," the engineer grumbled. "We've been waiting for at least 15 minutes."
"Ineptitude," the pastor replied. "Here comes the greens keeper. Why don't we have a word with him."
"George, what's up with the group ahead of us? They're pretty slow, aren't they?"
"Oh, yes," the greens keeper replied, "they're a group of firefighters. Sadly, they lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire a year ago, so we always allow them to play for free anytime."
"That is sad," the pastor said. "I will be sure to say a special prayer for them tonight."
"Excellent idea," the doctor said. "I'll contact an ophthalmologist buddy of mine and ask if there's anything he can do for them."
"Why can't these guys play at night?" said the engineer.E-mail to a friend Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
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From category Bar Jokes
One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"E-mail to a friend Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
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From category Marriage Jokes
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"E-mail to a friend Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
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