From category Sport Jokes
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"Mmmmm mmmm mmm mm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."
The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."E-mail to a friend Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
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From category Blonde Jokes
A blonde walkes into a appliance store and points at a tv and says sir i want to buy that tv .the man says sorry we dont sell to blondes . so the blonde walkes out and goes to a wig store and buys a red wig and goes to the same store and says sir i want to buy that tv . the man says soory we dont sell to blondes. so she goes out retuns the wig and gets a brown wig goes into the same store and says sir i want to buy that tv . the man says sorry we dont sell to blondes . so she takes off the wig and says ho do you keep knowing its me and the man says because thats a microwave
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From category Fart Jokes
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Ten minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push them back in!"E-mail to a friend Send to a friend through Yahoo Messenger
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